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Rosin Guy Presents · A New Beginning

THE
NEOGENIAN
SQUAD

Real people. Any occasion. Custom hourly rates. Whether you need a fake fan in the crowd, someone to fill a seat, a last-minute prom date, or just a warm body to show up — we've got a Neogenian for that.

📍 Now Serving Denver, Colorado · Expanding Soon

Pending
Active Neogenians
Custom
Hourly Rates
7
Mission Types
Denver
CO — Launch City
Mission Types

WHAT WE DEPLOY FOR

Seven core missions. One squad. Infinite possibilities.

🎭
Fake Fan

Need hype in the crowd? Our Neogenians show up, cheer loud, and make your event feel electric.

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💺
Fill a Seat

Empty chairs kill the vibe. We fill them. Weddings, seminars, screenings, grand openings.

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🌹
Prom Date Fast

Last-minute prom? Our Neogenians are charming, well-dressed, ready to make your night unforgettable.

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🪑
Show Up & Do Nothing

Sometimes you just need a presence. A warm body. Someone to stand there and look like they belong.

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🧠
Expert Companion

Need someone who actually knows things? Our Neogenians come with real backgrounds — drafting, music, tech, trades.

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🎓
Train a Neogenian

Share your expertise by training new Neogenians in your field. Help grow the squad.

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🦸
Custom Mission

Got something unique? Describe your mission and we'll deploy the perfect Neogenian for the job.

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The Roster · Denver, CO

MEET THE SQUAD

Each Neogenian brings a unique background, skill set, and energy.

⚡ OG Founder
Rosin Guy
The Original Neogenian
Rosin Guy
Experimental Electronic Composer · Ex-Construction Drafter · Founder
Music Drafting Design Composing ToonBoom Cypher Society
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Neogenian #1
🎭 Fake Fan Specialist
Your Name Here
Could be you — Apply to join the squad
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Neogenian #2
💺 Fill a Seat Pro
Your Name Here
Could be you — Apply to join the squad
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The Process

HOW IT WORKS

From mission brief to deployment — four simple steps.

01
📋
Submit a Mission Brief

Tell us what you need — event type, date, location, and how many Neogenians.

02
🎯
We Match You

Based on your mission type, we select the best Neogenian(s) from our Denver roster.

03
💰
Custom Quote

You'll receive a custom hourly rate based on mission complexity and duration.

04
🦸
Neogenian Deployed

Your Neogenian arrives on time, in character, ready to execute. Mission complete.

🚀 Arcade

PLAY UFO GALAGA

Defend the Neogenian universe. Shoot down alien waves, level up, and earn extra lives.

NEOGENIAN DEFENDER

Move with ← → arrow keys, click to shoot. Each level adds more aliens and ramps up the difficulty — but clear a wave and you earn a bonus life. Die and reset from Level 1. How far can you push?

▶ Play now at theneogeniansquad.com/games.html
🚀 Launch Game
Field Reports

MISSION DEBRIEFS

What clients are saying after deploying a Neogenian.

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★★★★★

I needed 12 people to fill seats at my product launch. The Neogenians showed up looking sharp, clapped at the right moments, and even asked smart questions during Q&A.

— Denver Startup Founder
Fill a Seat · 12 Neogenians · 3 Hours
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★★★★★

My daughter's prom date bailed last minute. The Neogenian who showed up was polite, well-dressed, and made her night.

— Grateful Parent, Denver
Prom Date Fast · 1 Neogenian · 5 Hours
"
★★★★★

I'm an underground rapper and needed a crowd for my music video shoot. The Neogenians brought ENERGY.

— Independent Artist, Denver
Fake Fan · 8 Neogenians · 4 Hours
Origin Story

THE ROSIN GUY ORIGIN

From construction drafter to experimental electronic composer to superhero founder.

Rosin Guy
Sacred Metatron's Cube

The grounded base of the Neogenian movement. A symbol of sacred geometry and the interconnectedness of all things.

Rosin Guy is an experimental electronic music composer whose journey began after COVID-19 shifted his life. Laid off from the design–construction field, he turned to sound exploration.

Influenced by Warp Brothers, Daft Punk, Benny Benassi, and modern artists like Lorn, Skeler, Rone, Martin Garrix — he blends old-school energy with new-wave experimentation.

He's deeply inspired by The Matrix and Blade — the dark, electronic pulse of those films shaped his sonic identity.

He's also part of Cypher Society, an indie underground collective creating collaborative mixes.

"I got laid off and the world shut down. But silence became my studio. I didn't lose a career — I found my calling."
— Rosin Guy, Founder of The Neogenian Squad

During this reinvention, he embraced a logic-based belief system and adopted the identity of a Neogenian — symbolizing "new beginning."

⚡ Superhero Lore

THE ARCHETYPE

Part Spawn. Part Solid Snake. All Neogenian. The superhero identity behind the movement.

Rosin Guy's superhero archetype draws from the stealth and tactical precision of Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid) and the dark, cape-flowing power of Spawn. A lone operative working in the shadows to make the world better — one mission at a time.

His mission extends beyond the Squad: a world free of nuclear weapons. The Neogenian philosophy is rooted in logic, peace through strength, and the belief that ordinary people can become extraordinary when given purpose.

  • Stealth Operations — Moves unseen, deploys without fanfare. The mission is what matters.
  • Sonic Weaponry — His experimental compositions are more than music — they're psychological tools that shift energy in any room.
  • Sacred Geometry Mastery — Metatron's Cube isn't just a symbol. It's the framework for how he sees the interconnected universe.
  • Adaptive Intelligence — From construction drafting to electronic composition to animation — he learns, adapts, evolves.
  • Nuclear Disarmament Vision — Like Snake, his ultimate mission is a nuke-free world.

The long white cape represents purity of purpose. The black suit represents discipline and stealth. The red tie represents the fire that drives the mission forward.

🎭
The Mask

Every Neogenian wears a metaphorical mask — the identity they choose to project on each mission. Rosin Guy's mask is literal: the superhero persona that protects the man beneath while amplifying his purpose.

🧬
The Neogenian Code

Logic over emotion. Purpose over comfort. Growth over stagnation. Every Neogenian lives by this code — a framework for becoming the best version of yourself through action and knowledge.

Metatron's Cube

The sacred geometric symbol that grounds the entire Neogenian movement. It represents the interconnectedness of all things — every mission, every person, every new beginning is connected.

The Movement

THE NEOGENIAN MOVEMENT

More than a service. A philosophy. A new beginning for everyone who joins.

The Neogenian Motto
"New Beginning. New Purpose.
New You."
🧠
Logic-Based Living

Decisions rooted in reason, not reaction. Every Neogenian operates from a foundation of logic and intentional growth.

🔄
Constant Evolution

From drafter to composer to founder — the Neogenian path is about never stopping. Always learning. Always becoming.

🤝
Community Through Service

Every mission builds connection. Every Neogenian strengthens the network. We grow by helping others.

☮️
A Nuke-Free World

The ultimate mission. Like Solid Snake, Rosin Guy believes in a world without nuclear weapons — peace through purpose and action.

Cypher Society

Rosin Guy is part of the indie underground studio Cypher Society — a collective that creates collaborative mixes using samples from established and rising electronic artists.

The Cypher Society represents the creative arm of the Neogenian movement — where sound, art, and community converge into something greater than any individual.

📺 The Rosin Guy Show
Animated YouTube Series · In Development

Alongside his music, Rosin Guy is developing The Rosin Guy Show — an animated YouTube series built in ToonBoom Animation that brings the Neogenian universe to life.

The series follows the superhero exploits of Rosin Guy and the Squad as they navigate missions, music, and the pursuit of a better world.

🎮 Aiming to drop Episode 1 before GTA 6
Self-Employment Opportunity

JOIN THE SQUAD

Become a Neogenian. Set your own hours. Build your own clients. Get your custom Neogenian Card and Pin.

BECOME A NEOGENIAN

The Neogenian Squad is recruiting independent contractors in Denver, CO. You bring the skills, the energy, and the hustle — we bring the missions, the clients, and the movement. Set your own rates. Work your own hours. Be your own hero.

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💰

Custom Pay

Set your own hourly rate or get paid per job. Work for knowledge, internships, or full pay — it's your hero journey.

Your Hours

No shifts. No boss. Accept missions when you want, decline when you don't. Full schedule freedom.

🪪

Your Neogenian Card

Every Neogenian gets a custom card with a unique pin for your suit or outfit. Look superb on every mission. (Lost pins: $20 replacement.)

📍

Denver First

We're launching in Denver, CO and expanding as we grow. Be an OG in your city's squad.

AVAILABLE MISSION TYPES

🎭 Fake Fan 💺 Fill a Seat 🌹 Prom Date Fast 🪑 Show Up & Do Nothing 🧠 Expert Companion 🎓 Train a Neogenian 🦸 Custom Mission

NEOGENIAN APPLICATION

Fill out the form below to apply. All Neogenian Squad members operate as self-employed independent contractors.

⚡ APPLICATION RECEIVED

Welcome to the movement, Neogenian. We'll review your application and reach out soon. Denver needs you.

Intel

GOT QUESTIONS?

Everything you need to know about joining and operating as a Neogenian.

Do I need any special qualifications to join?

No special requirements — just give your best to build your own clients. We send custom Neogenian Cards with unique Pins. ($20 for lost pin replacements.)

How much will I get paid?

Up to you — hourly, per-job, or work for knowledge. Some Neogenians do internships at low pay for a huge raise later.

Am I an employee of the Neogenian Squad?

Neogenians are self-employed independent contractors. You handle your own taxes under Colorado law.

Can I work other jobs while being a Neogenian?

Yes! The point is to work many jobs, gain different knowledge, and become one with all in your own way.

What if I'm not in Denver — can I still join?

Yes! Apply anyway so we can track Neogenian interest by location and open new hubs.

When will the squad expand beyond Denver?

Spread the word! We'll have rewards, referral bonuses, and Hub stations where Neogenians come together.

How do I get missions after I'm accepted?

Leads come via email from us or other Neogenians. The core missions are "Show Up and Do Nothing" and "Fill a Seat!"

Is there a minimum number of missions?

No minimum, but sending mission reports helps. Your real job is creating more Super Neogens.

🗺️ Expansion

DEPLOYING TO NEW CITIES

Denver is live. More cities coming as we recruit Neogenians nationwide. 10+ Neogenians onboarded = market goes live.

1
Live City
Pending
Active Neogenians
Cities Possible
TBD
Next Launch

The Neogenian Squad launches in Denver, Colorado — our home base. As we recruit and onboard Neogenians in new areas, we'll open up additional markets. Spread the word and help us build Hub stations where all the Neogenians come together.

DenverColorado
🔴 Live
Colorado SpringsColorado
Coming Soon
PhoenixArizona
Coming Soon
Las VegasNevada
Coming Soon
Los AngelesCalifornia
Coming Soon
City Waitlist

⚡ How a city goes live: Once 10+ Neogenians are onboarded in a metro area, we open that market and start accepting mission briefs. Spread the word and help us build Hub stations!

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